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Sex is so prominent for us humans. It should be too because if you think about it, it’s the foundation for life?! Without sex we would not be here! Smoking joints with hippies, if you’d ever fall into a sex talk it would be quite fun, but hippies are too dirty for sex, they just like to talk about space.

Sit down and smoke a J with some psychologists or sex therapists and you’ll enter a whole new realm of conversation. Most of it will be taken from this type of article: Shocking sex stats about men

It starts with the sex researchers them selves. How do you even apply for a job like that? Those are some lucky, lucky people! They must have some voyeur instinct because their job is to analyze sex and I’m sure they get to watch lots of it too. gathering sex statistics would be such a fun job. Albeit a gross one too. You cave to gather notes about ejaculation, pussy farts and other gross sex things but you get to watch and learn about others sex lives.

It’s like a gynecologist, you can’t tell me that any guy would actually “care” about women so much that they want to spend all day looking into their vaginas, please! You’re a sex fiend and a horny monster, in my opinion. The sex researcher is the same except there is no faulty lawsuits against them and all the guinea pigs re willing participants – or so I think. If they are not willing participants, maybe there is some legal issues that lurk around that one.

Maybe they need to take into account how many men in America have erectile dysfunction. That would really affect the stats. Another good piece of information would be to track the sales of penis pumps. This style is one of the most effective manual erection pump with a pressure gauge and a hand pump instead of a bulb which is going to be much more effective then a regular squeeze bulb style pump. It’s also much cheaper then an electric pump so more men would own this model.

Anyway, I’m sure that to be part of a sex psychology study they went through years of mundane training, like university math courses and mathematics and numbers gathering courses. Boring. If were in university and I met a guy who was studying to be a sex researcher, I’d want to be his friend because he would be a really interesting persona. He would be interested in what makes us tick – and sex. That says to me that he’s intelligent and likes sex. That seems like the perfect lover. I bet he would be the perfect lover took because he studies people’s sexual habits so he can hone into what makes the best orgasms, multiple orgasms, foreplay techniques that work and so much more. He could take all this info into bed and practice on me and I’m so sure that it will be the best sex ever! Now I want to sleep with a sex researcher!

We would be a sex educator too, submitting his findings to magazines and sex therapist, making other people have fulfilling sex lives. sex books are hugely popular too so he could write foreplay guides and manuals. I would like anything other have sex and trying to determine if the orgasm is fake. That’s one big gray area of sexuality that has not been discovered yet, it’s like the black hole of sex research.

All women fake orgasms at some time or another but how to tell would be virtually impossible. You could put pressure sensors in her vagina and detect the muscle contractions, but Kegel exercises have the same clenching motions as an orgasm. so then again the fake orgasm has eluded the sex researcher!

Maybe one day I’ll meet a nice sex researcher and hear what he has to say. If he sounds like he;’s gathered enough info to make me have the best orgasm eve, I’d trust him and jump into the sack in a heartbeat!

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Here’s some blow job tips for women. men love oral sex, it’s to no surprise. The feel of wet sucking is compared to the pleasure of sexual intercourse. The feel is quite similar. In fact, after taking a poll of my many male friends, I have reached the result that many men prefer the feel of oral sex. Why is that better then sex? The following are some tips on how to get your man to think that oral sex is better then sex.

I have to backtrack here a second because is you’re the type of gal that hates giving blow jobs, then you’ll want to follow tips on how to give a worse blow job so that your man will hate them and want to have sex only. Well that’s not very fair is it? A relationship is about compromise, even a bed buddy only relationship is about compromise so if it’s a lopsided affair, then he’ll stray, or at least find another bed buddy. Even if you hate giving oral sex, you’ll have to suck it up and do it eventually sometimes (no pun intended!)

He needs his pleasure, it’s not fair for you to get pleasure but for him to receive nothing. That’s why men cheat. When you hear men say “I do things with my mistress that my wife would never do” Do you know who’s fault that is? It’s the women’s fault. It’s up to them to give their man pleasure and he’ll never have to stray. Think about it this way, if he gives you lots of pleasure, you won’t stray, right? Well again I say that a relationship is a two way street. Now with that said, here is my blow job tips, and after reading the above statement you’ll want o heed this advice:

1.) Go deep
Deep throating is the best thrill of blow jobs. This is a very important tip. This is the reason that men love blow jobs. At the back of the throat, it gets really tight, really fast and it’s very warm, very wet and very soft. All the ingredients men need in the perfect pleasure for their penis. It has it add. Shove his member back there and keep it there as long as you can. The gag reflex will no doubt come into effect, but then all you need to do is heed the second tip and purchase some:

pd956363 2.) Throat Numbing Spray
This is a safe to use numbing spray is exactly what you need to make it more comfortable when you deep throat him. It’s completely safe to use. The main ingredient is benzocaine which is the same thing that’s in Ora-gel and the same thing that dentists use to swab your gum line before putting the needle in for freezing. That’s all the convincing you need. It’s super safe and super effective. You spray it on the very back of your throat and then let it sit for a minute or so before giving oral sex. There are a few things you need to do to make it effective. Don’t let your spit build you back there or it will wash away. Also don’t swallow and don’t give oral sex right away or you will numb his penis and there goes all the pleasure!

3.) Wrap your teeth with your lips.
This is not the most attractive scene but when you wrap your teeth with your lips, it prevents any discomfort and you teeth are the biggest factor is discomfort in giving blow jobs. This gives a stronger feel sort if stroking but without any pain. You’ll look like a denture-less granny so if I may advise that you do this only when you are looking down because it’s not a pretty sight. This brings me to my next point:

4.) Look up at him
It’s what porn stars do so it’s a given that you want to so this too. It gives him a feeling of superiority when you look up at him with lust as you suck on his penis. It makes him feel tall stroking and like a man and well, what man doesn’t love that? Give him sexy come-hither eyes and gaze at him, lick, spit, twist and twirl his cock in your with when you are in this gaze. Don’t go overboard and look creepy but pretend like you’re sucking a really good lollipop or watch some blow job porn and do what they do.

These 4 points are kept to giving the perfect blow job. Maybe there are other pointers I have overlooked but in my opinion and after my blow job poll, these are the things that matter the most. Watch the teeth, deep throat and look at him. Point number 3 is for you to make it better for everyone.

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