Sex is so prominent for us humans. It should be too because if you think about it, it’s the foundation for life?! Without sex we would not be here! Smoking joints with hippies, if you’d ever fall into a sex talk it would be quite fun, but hippies are too dirty for sex, they just like to talk about space.

Sit down and smoke a J with some psychologists or sex therapists and you’ll enter a whole new realm of conversation. Most of it will be taken from this type of article: Shocking sex stats about men

It starts with the sex researchers them selves. How do you even apply for a job like that? Those are some lucky, lucky people! They must have some voyeur instinct because their job is to analyze sex and I’m sure they get to watch lots of it too. gathering sex statistics would be such a fun job. Albeit a gross one too. You cave to gather notes about ejaculation, pussy farts and other gross sex things but you get to watch and learn about others sex lives.

It’s like a gynecologist, you can’t tell me that any guy would actually “care” about women so much that they want to spend all day looking into their vaginas, please! You’re a sex fiend and a horny monster, in my opinion. The sex researcher is the same except there is no faulty lawsuits against them and all the guinea pigs re willing participants – or so I think. If they are not willing participants, maybe there is some legal issues that lurk around that one.

Maybe they need to take into account how many men in America have erectile dysfunction. That would really affect the stats. Another good piece of information would be to track the sales of penis pumps. This style is one of the most effective manual erection pump with a pressure gauge and a hand pump instead of a bulb which is going to be much more effective then a regular squeeze bulb style pump. It’s also much cheaper then an electric pump so more men would own this model.

Anyway, I’m sure that to be part of a sex psychology study they went through years of mundane training, like university math courses and mathematics and numbers gathering courses. Boring. If were in university and I met a guy who was studying to be a sex researcher, I’d want to be his friend because he would be a really interesting persona. He would be interested in what makes us tick – and sex. That says to me that he’s intelligent and likes sex. That seems like the perfect lover. I bet he would be the perfect lover took because he studies people’s sexual habits so he can hone into what makes the best orgasms, multiple orgasms, foreplay techniques that work and so much more. He could take all this info into bed and practice on me and I’m so sure that it will be the best sex ever! Now I want to sleep with a sex researcher!

We would be a sex educator too, submitting his findings to magazines and sex therapist, making other people have fulfilling sex lives. sex books are hugely popular too so he could write foreplay guides and manuals. I would like anything other have sex and trying to determine if the orgasm is fake. That’s one big gray area of sexuality that has not been discovered yet, it’s like the black hole of sex research.

All women fake orgasms at some time or another but how to tell would be virtually impossible. You could put pressure sensors in her vagina and detect the muscle contractions, but Kegel exercises have the same clenching motions as an orgasm. so then again the fake orgasm has eluded the sex researcher!

Maybe one day I’ll meet a nice sex researcher and hear what he has to say. If he sounds like he;’s gathered enough info to make me have the best orgasm eve, I’d trust him and jump into the sack in a heartbeat!

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