The common bath tub is 30 inches by 60 inches. This poses a great hazard since the men are usually about 6 feet and women are about 5 1/2 feet. This means 72 inches plus 66 inches which equals 138 inches. This means that you have a total of 138 inches of naked body that has to fit into 60 inch porcelain tub. This leads me to think - why is taking a bath together even considered sexy? Squishing that many inches of human into a tub full of water seems odd, not erotic, but it could be an adventure if you have the right frame of mind going into it!


Here is a few hints to help you take the plunge - no pun intended!
1.) Avoid bath oil. This will make you really slippery and you will glide and slide too much. Stick with bubbles, it also is like wearing lingerie, you know she’s naked under there but you can see so it leaves much to the imagination. Also, it helps to hide any unwanted bump, fold or crease you may have while being in an awkward hunched over position.


2.) Don’t try to make out. It will hurt to move, after all you have to take into consideration the faucet in the way. Don’t try to start foreplay or anything, juts lay there naked together as if you were cuddling. Talk, tell stories or whatever but make this an intimate moment instead of a sex moment.


3.) Don’t fart. Creating bubbles of your own is never wanted. Unless you two agree prior to have a farting competition. This is gross, i would advise against it at all costs.


4.) Don’t put candles on the tub. Keep the candles on the counter, you are almost guaranteed to spill them or knock it over as you settle in or out of the tub and there is nothing that ruins an erotic mood more then hot wax spilled all over - wait a minute - hot wax… I’ll leave that for another post! But really, cleaning up a messy wax spill will take away the intimacy and kill the mood for your soon to come erotic romantic encounter between the sheets.


5.) Don’t fill up too much water. Remember that there are many kilograms of body weight about to be placed in the tub so if you fill the tub too much, it will flow out and flood your bathroom. I would suggest filling the tub half way, then getting in and if you need to top up, do it once you are in the tub.